Random Thoughts


If a cow eats grass from a meadow, does that qualify its milk as pasteurized?

Pickles are just cucumbers with sour attitudes.

If a squirrel is acting “squirrely”, how do the other squirrels know?

Do postal workers have to buy their own stamps…And if so, do they get an employee discount?

Oven mitts are a “handy” necessity for bakers.

If a porcupine and a pillow fell in love, would their babies be pin-cushions?