I have been writing, drawing, photographing and illustrating my web sites for nearly eight years. In all that time, I have never had more visits to my blogs than when I posted articles about my wife’s birthday, my son’s humiliation at work, the fact that Jesus hates pumpkins and my first kiss.
Seriously, don’t you people have any other interests? Must I pander to your basest instincts just to get a visit or two to look at art for art’s sake?
But in the interest of my readers, I’m willing to write a few articles with a little more snap. I’ll throw in a little rumor and innuendo if that gets your attention. I’m not beyond stooping to new lows just to get a hit on my web site.
For instance, did you know that I once kissed a girl and I liked it?
Can you believe I once got Jiggy wit it?
I’m naked under my clothes.
I once found a fly in my soup doing the back-stroke.
Friends don’t let friends…well, they don’t let them do lots of things if they are good friends: Like drive while drinking, drugs, drink at Starbucks, pay full price for a good mattress.
You think these are sexy? Well, howdy, there more where those came from! You’d better stay posted! You never know what you might find here at the Acre!