You can’t. Don’t even try.
Well, you can try…In fact, I would like to see it.
The next time you are strolling through Charles de Gaulle, try wearing a belt buckle. In fact, pick up a World Wrestling Championship Buckle and strap it on. If you are more into subtle fashion, hang some extra-dangly earrings from your lobes.
Want to be more subtle? Keep on your shoes. Leave a dime in your right pants pocket. Eat Iron-Fortified Cereal. Then expect to be “felt up” just after walking though the metal detector. I can guarantee that unless you are Amish, you have something in or on your person that will set off the warning lights.
Of course, if you like being groped by a 300 lb French woman named Jean Pierre, then by all means, leave your watch on your arm, turn your head and cough.
Enjoy your flight.