Day 67 – A Rose By Any Other Name


2013.04.29I bought my wife a rose today and put it in the ground while she was at work.

She deserves all the roses in the world.

I look at couples a lot and am constantly amazed at the fact that women stay beautiful and men get old, fat and stupid.

Why do women stick around with men?  Their noses get big.  They grow hair from their ears.  They lose hair on their heads.  The creek and moan when they walk.  They burp and rumble from deep within.

And yet, even in age, the women show that they are the better part of our species.  They love and live with the brutes.

Therefore, they deserve roses.  All the roses in the world.